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01/18/2021

Calm before the Viking Storm

Some fear Viking invasions, I mostly try to live for today.

By Justin Hovdenes (0 Comments)
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(01/18/2021)
Calm before the Viking Storm
By Justin Hovdenes
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11/09/2020

Bingewatching

With flu season approaching and Coronavirus being an ongoing problem, we at Cranial Insertion are spending more time indoors, which gives us the opportunity to catch up on our favorite TV shows and to answer your rules questions. Join us for this week's watchful edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(11/09/2020)
Bingewatching
By Nathan Long
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05/25/2020

Akroma's Memorial Day Sale

or, Furiously Slashing Prices

Fire up the Improbability Drive! Break out those questions to life, the universe, and everything because we have the answers! 42 of course! Well, that is to Magic related rules we have all the answers! So join us for another improbably good edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(05/25/2020)
Akroma's Memorial Day Sale
or, Furiously Slashing Prices
By Carsten Haese
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09/09/2019

Mom, Volrath Won't Stop Copying Me!

Commander 2019 has dropped and we are taking a look over all of those rules questions that you have sent in, and decided those would be good to make an article with. So we set about with good old pen and paper to make copies of each of them and then realized that our articles are only digital! Join us for this week's offprint edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(09/09/2019)
Mom, Volrath Won't Stop Copying Me!
By Andrew Villarrubia
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08/12/2019

How Do I Tell a Card I Want to Kiss It?

Hello everyone and welcome back to yet another exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Here we are continuing our summer season of fun and excitement with the answers you need for all those questions you have with regard to your most fun and exciting summer activity, things like playing at the beach, walking the boardwalk, pickup games of baseball or softball, or even more Magic! Okay, so really our focus is just going to be on that last one, so join us once again for another hot session of questions and answers!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(08/12/2019)
How Do I Tell a Card I Want to Kiss It?
By Andrew Villarrubia
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11/20/2017

A Thankful Year

The year is winding down and Thanksgiving is near at hand so we here at the Cranial Insertion offices are giving thanks for you our readers! So we are serving up another article of the rules questions and answers you know and love! Join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion.

By Nathan Long (4 Comments)
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(11/20/2017)
A Thankful Year
By Nathan Long
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07/11/2016

Moonrise

I see a moon rising, I see a trouble on the way! Do come around tonight to get all the answers to your lunar related rules questions and then some! So join us for this week's celestial edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(07/11/2016)
Moonrise
By Nathan Long
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06/13/2016

An Eternal Flame

Eternally answering your rules questions all then time every time! If only we could do something about Moko's eternal stench. Anyway join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (0 Comments)
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(06/13/2016)
An Eternal Flame
By James Bennett
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08/25/2014

Going Bananas

or, The Full Monkey

Monkeys everywhere! Mayhem ensues along with your standard dose of rules questions and answers! Give me the ****ing banana's you **** ****! Sorry about that, bad Moko! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Eli Shiffrin (3 Comments)
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(08/25/2014)
Going Bananas
or, The Full Monkey
By Eli Shiffrin
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11/07/2011

Remember, Remember

or, The Seventh of November Is Not Interesting

Nothing going on here, just another bunch of miss-coordinated stunts and may-haps a bunch of pithy responses to some really good rules questions! Be sure to read the latest issue of Cranial Insertion to spice up your Monday!

By Eli Shiffrin (0 Comments)
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(11/07/2011)
Remember, Remember
or, The Seventh of November Is Not Interesting
By Eli Shiffrin
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07/04/2011

WURBG, but More WUR Today

WUR are popular colors in the US. And France. And Russia...

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(07/04/2011)
WURBG, but More WUR Today
By Brian Paskoff
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03/28/2011

Iron Anniversary

or, yay, even more metal puns!

Don't fear us, we're ferrous.

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(03/28/2011)
Iron Anniversary
or, yay, even more metal puns!
By Carsten Haese
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01/26/2009

In All Likelihood

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(01/26/2009)
In All Likelihood
By Brian Paskoff
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(03/24/2008)
Third Time's the Chimp
or, I've Been Undead How Long?
By Moko
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(02/11/2008)
Wren's Run's Roads Ran Rugged
or, The Pickled Piper Picked a Peck of Card Tags
By Eli Shiffrin
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09/17/2007

An (Re-)Introduction to Magicese

By Thijs van Ommen (0 Comments)
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(09/17/2007)
An (Re-)Introduction to Magicese
By Thijs van Ommen
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08/13/2007

The Power of Vesuvan Skulls

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(08/13/2007)
The Power of Vesuvan Skulls
By Tom Fowler
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(11/20/2006)
Five Wishes
or, How I Learned to Stop Pulling and Research the Ring
By Ted Dickinson
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06/20/2005

An Introduction to Magicese

By Thijs van Ommen (0 Comments)
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(06/20/2005)
An Introduction to Magicese
By Thijs van Ommen
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